Thursday, February 4, 2010

LSC Plans Tuition Decrease Next Semester

Blurb: Plans to lower tuition by 10 percent

Lyndon State Collection announced in a news conference that the college plans to lower its tuition by 10 percent by fall semester.

"Without a doubt, this decrease is long overdue for our students," says Harold R. Drazsnzak, Vice President of Finance, who went on to state this decrease in tuition is possible because of increased revenues from the state. This will mark the first tuition decrease in Lyndon State's history.

Update: Drazsnzak was soon fired for having a stupid name.

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